Iphones, Asses and Ashawo’s 🤧

You really won’t believe the number of people holding/using iPhones from 7 to 13. Despite culture and ethnicity, despite whether they can feed sufficiently or not.

Someone’s bag was stolen and man’s had to plead that the bag be returned because the phone in there was borrowed for camp. Funny as it may sound, it’s beginning to seem like a lot of phones here were borrowed and it’s scary how far we are going to make a statement.

All members of the OBS own an iphone. A lot of people here seem like they aren’t feeding well, maybe that’s why they’re fainting, they’re always begging and asking for help (monetary)

Girls are so bothered about showcasing them Assess on this camp oh and there are a lot, in the voice of this random young man, “E be like them select girls with big ynash send them come Kebbi oh”. We have to wear white shorts, obviously when the white is transparent, the right thing to do is to wear a black or white tight yea? No! These ladies want to show us that their butts are really big and they have rainbow colored undies.

I feel the need to insert transparent polo tops too, we see daily different bra’s in different colors. I sit with a lot of guys and some of them seem disturbed and uncomfortable. A lot of girls are wonderfully blessed in that area, it’s so good to stare, plenty guys have fallens into various drainages, it’s honestly a sight to behold.

Guys weren’t exempt from this madness, as they also showed us different shades of underwear s, via transparency and sagging.

Ashawo’s aka brohoes, there are a lot of womanizers here on camp. There’s a lot of names to mention but I can not anyway, Konji is a real thing in this camp and it’s affecting guys and ladies (army personnel if I should add) numbers have been flying around, hotels have been booked, assurances made.

You’d think Ashawo work is mainly for the ladies, but over here, the guys are anchoring the show. A lot of people are looking forward to knacks in Abuja.

Anyway, I have to go now. Ciao ✌️